Chick Gets 4th DUI, Pockets Are Stuffed With Jello Shots

"VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F" (veearrrsix) 06/05/2014 at 13:57 • Filed to: None

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A Minnesota woman arrested early Saturday for drunk driving had several "alcohol Jello-shots" stuffed in her pockets when searched by police, according to a court filing.

Cathy Sanchez, 28, was driving on Highway 10 around 2 AM when a cop spotted her vehicle speeding and swerving across the road. Upon pulling over Sanchez's Buick LeSabre, a Glyndon Police Department officer detected signs that she was impaired (slurred speech, bloodshot and watery eyes, and an aroma of booze).

Pictured above, Sanchez failed a series of sobriety tests and registered a .136 blood alcohol content during a Breathalyzer test.

"In a search incident to her arrest," !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , an officer "located three alcohol Jello-shots in the female's pockets." For her part, Sanchez—who initially gave cops a fake name—told officers that she had previously been busted five times for drunk driving.

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Racescort666 > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/05/2014 at 13:58

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Jalopnik's Batshit Babe contestant?

Also, I feel like there's a Dirty Sanchez joke in there someplace.

505Turbeaux > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/05/2014 at 14:02

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if she was blonde I would have said it could have been this girl... http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/i-got-alot-of-…

For Sweden > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/05/2014 at 14:02

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Is a Jello shot an open container?

Garrett Davis > For Sweden 06/05/2014 at 14:07

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I'd say so. Hell, even a freshly filled growler is considered an open container. You have to be careful with those. If you get stopped, it better be in the trunk or out of reach of the driver or you're fucked.

KMarino > Garrett Davis 06/05/2014 at 14:16

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In Louisiana a daiquiri with the lid on is not an open container, one with a straw in is. I'm not sure about the rule of Jello shots. Minnesota has much stricter rules than LA. I think the jello shot falls in a grey area in less strict states but would be considered open in more strict states.

Diesel > Racescort666 06/05/2014 at 14:17

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She's so dirty she stuck her own finger in her ass to give herself a Dirty Sanchez....

Diesel > KMarino 06/05/2014 at 14:18

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Yeah, Louisiana was hard on my liver. We drank all the time.

Scary__goongala! > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/05/2014 at 14:20

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"I just love luv jello shotttttts"-white girls everywhere

Scary__goongala! > Diesel 06/05/2014 at 14:23

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Diesel > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/05/2014 at 14:24

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In her defense, LMFAO was playing when she left the party.

Jagvar > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/05/2014 at 14:37

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There's always room for Jell-O!

m2m, apex detective > For Sweden 06/06/2014 at 05:56

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Is a container which contains only itself even a container?